Hey Guys! Ogre here

Hey everyone,
 As an ogre living in the middle ages, there aren’t too many career options available for me. In general, the typical ogre can choose from the following career paths dungeon master, bridge toll collector, restaurant doorman, Shrek look a like.

Being my lone goofy self,  I decided to go with, bridge toll collector.  Perhaps the most lucrative. While salary will vary depending on both the location of your bridge and amount of foot traffic, a motivated ogre might expect a weekly salary somewhere in the range of 40 gold coins. If you are interested in becoming a bridge toll collector, read on to learn more about the many perks of this exciting career I chose to embark on.
There are a range of many benefits that come with my carrier path that I think you all should have a strong knowledge on and how
the many advantages of extorting travelers out of money so that they can cross a bridge you happen to be standing on includes the ability to set your own hours, work outdoors, enjoy a short commute (you probably already live under a bridge) and eat the occasional traveling minstrel.  All of these are huge pluses for being an Ogre and create a very well balanced diet / home for one to cherish and enjoy forever.

anyways scratching all this information about myself has me motivated,  I think I'm gonna go make a sign that informs travelers how much I charge for allowing passage across the bridge and maybe to increase business I'll consider offering discounts rates for children and senior citizens.
nice to meet you all!

Was not expecting this at all. Glad to see you've taken initiative towards progressing your career and have been successful thus far. Seeing you in the chat I had no idea the time you invested in your own future. Kind of you to offer discounts as well, glad to see considerate folk like yourself have found their way into the cc, I'm sure if we don't know which path to take you'll be just ogre there waiting to help

Well Mr Ogre, welcome to the clan and off site

Well written introduction!!

Welcome to the clan! I hope under the bridge isn't too uncomfortable for you

Good call going with toll collector. I have Shrek lookalike pretty well covered.

Very nice to meet you OGRE! I LOVE your introduction! Very creative! Thank you for offering discounts as well, and I hope your bridge business booms! Let us know if you need any help in promoting your bridge business!

That's a pretty creative introduction there I must say. Welcome to OSRS Advice and I hope to see you around plenty

thanks guys and thanks for having me, now lets do some fun osrs together!

Is there a particular bridge in Gielinor you have chosen as a place of living/work? Lumbridge's namesake seems like a prime spot.

That was an incredible intro, hey Ogre, welcome!