SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20TH - 3500 MEMBER/CHRISTMAS PARTY! THANKS FOR COMING :)

by **Syllabic** Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:48 pm

It's happening!!!

what do I do with my hands???

In just five days, we'll be celebrating the tremendous milestone of 3500 Offsite members! But besides that, it's also very nearly Christmas! Seemed like a golden opportunity to double-dip, so that's what we're doing! And if you're taking time out of your undoubtedly busy holiday schedule to read this, that means that you, dear Guest, are invited!

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And now, I guess I'm supposed to think of other stuff to say. You want a schedule? We have one of those!

TIMES

The fun will start at 21:00 UTC on Sunday the 20th (keep an eye on your in-game clock!)

Also known as...

9:00PM GMT

1:00PM PST

4:00PM EST

8:00AM IN ONE SPECIFIC PART OF AUSTRALIA

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"Okay, that's great and all. But what are we actually doing?"

HIDE AND SEEK

First on the docket is something almost all of you will be very familiar with; Hide and Seek! Hosted by everyone's favourite sadistic taskmaster @Muffin, you'll be charged with interpreting the cryptic hints he'll be posting in clan chat at the start of every round. Be the first to trade him, and you'll win something juicy! Couldn't be simpler. That said, simple does not necessarily mean easy. The stakes have never been higher, so come prepared for some real difficulty!

FASHIONSCAPE

No self-respecting milestone or Christmas party would be complete without it! We've got generous bounties ready to be claimed by:
The best dressed!
The worst dressed!
The most creative!
The most seasonally appropriate!
Do your best to impress our lineup of lovely (if not strictly qualified) judges!

F2P CASTLE WARS

Join our very own Princess Gamer Girl, I mean, uh, @The_Gamed for a round (or three) of Free to Play Castle Wars fun! We decided to take things quite literally this time around, and as such we'll be providing access to both the titular castle, and gear to go along with it, at no cost to you! If there's a more convenient excuse to do grievous bodily harm to your fellow clan members (complete with the promise of financial incentive) I haven't heard it!

PVP SHENANIGANS

Better hold on to your Castle Wars loadout, because we're not quite done with it! Brave souls will be given the opportunity to duke it out in pursuit of a variety of prizes for a second time in @Lokandur 's private dungeon! Not an experienced PKer? Not to worry! F2P is the great leveler, so to speak, and the only thing of value you'll be risking is your dignity. Just be sure to watch your step; it's dark down there, and I wouldn't be surprised if he still has last year's skeletons kicking around affraid

SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE santa

What better reprieve from all the wanton murder than a holiday gift exchange? Use this blessedly bloodless break to socialize, burn off any residual primal rage you may be dealing with, and as it says on the tin, swap presents with your Secret Santa matches (if desired)! Whoever receives the most coal wins! the prize is more coal!

A 350M DROP PARTY

For the penultimate event, we have the time-honoured fan favourite, the one made possible only by virtue of your unending generosity (yes,that means you, Guest!), and one that in fact stands to be bigger than any that came before it; the drop party! Conveniently hosted, once again, at Lokanduria's POH, you'll hardly even have to leave! In order to best simulate the randomness of the Falador Party Room and make things as fair as possible, we'll be having multiple droppers littering the ground with goodies of all shapes and sizes! Mondo thanks to @Bear for never missing an opportunity to dip into his veritable dragon's hoard and give the rest of us a chance to strike it rich!

CORPOREAL BEAST MASS

You guys are stuck with me for this one! With the elysian sigil currently sitting at a value of nearly 1 billion gp, I feel there's no better way to cap off the festivities than to see if our historically incredible clan mass luck will hold up once more! All members are welcome and indeed encouraged to attend, regardless of stats or gear! And, since this event is slated for the end of the day, we'll be able to stay as long as we like! Plenty of time to channel our inner @Zvny and come away with some big loot and good memories Smile

That's all for now! If you have any questions, feel free to shoot me a PM wherever is most convenient (Discord/offsite/in-game). Happy Holidays, and we hope to see you there!

THANK YOU

To our veritable host of Clan Donors, for providing us with the resources to make events like this one truly special.

To our dedicated mod team and event volunteers, for their countless hours of work in pursuit of making this community unlike any other.

To every last one of you that calls this place home. We're lucky to have you.

by **Muffin** Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:50 pm

Woowoo, can't wait to do the thing Very Happy

looking forward to seeing the fashionscapes in particular, it's gonna be a great time! <3

by **noelemahc** Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:53 pm

B-e-a-u-tiful write up syll!!

I should be there unless plans change.

by **Kanagawa** Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:56 pm

I LOVE events like this. Always so nice to see everyone coming together and having a good time. Hopefully there are many screenshots that I’ll be able to look through after the event is over. I’m sure this event is going to be one to remember. Super upset I won’t be able to make it, but I’m sure the turnout will be amazing.