A jolly, yeet story

Greetings,

I come from a land far, far away... Google.
I basically got bored and figured I’ve never claimed the 1 week OSRS membership trial.
After starting the trial, I had no clue what I could/should do. What can I do as a member? There’s so much. I was lost... alone.
Money came to my mind. Not because greed took over me, but because money is a must to survive in the wild. If I only have a week left, might as well take riches with me to F2P. Or even better: grind for a bond.
It cost me blood and tears, but I knew what had to be done.
I... googled friendly clan chats.

After weeks and months minutes of intense searching, there I found the promised land.
The moment I entered, I was nervous. Anxious. I lurked in chat to see if the rumors were true. An actual friendly clan. Not like the others; a soulless, empty husk. A wasteland of empty chats.

People in chat were so nice, so helpful to eachother. I took my chance and asked for advice. I wanted to do Blast Furnace for good low level money. Someone pointed me towards an artifact. A “coal bag” of some sort which would double my riches per hour. I was baffled. A mere artifact boosting profit by two-fold! Insanity...
Another trip to Google, the all knowing. ”The Motherlode Mine” it whispered. A mine full of golden chicken nuggets.

An NPC, meaning “Non-Player Character”, funny guy really. He wanted 100 golden chicken nuggets for his coal bag. I thought “Wow, that’s so easy!”
By the Gods I was wrong! Pay-dirt after pay-dirt. I only found 1 nugget every inventory. Sometimes even none! Why can’t I just use your average straw bag?! I hope the wolves come for that damned NPC!

After hours and hours digging for golden chicken nuggets, I wanted to give up. I wanted to cry. Scream. Throw my PC from the roof phone to the wall. Yea... I don’t have my pc with me so I’m stuck on mobile. I wanted someone to end my suffering.
At the verge of death, an odd entity spoke to me. Was it a deity? A saint? ”What art thee?” I asked bewildered. Whatever it was. It spoke to me. ”You’re doing great! Keep it up!”
I felt a sudden rush go through my body. I knew I could do it. I started digging like there was no tomorrow!
10 nuggets, 20 nuggets, 40 nuggets! I lost count. I must have 60 by now. I could have gotten more but felt like writing this. And yes, I break the 4th wall often.

I don’t plan on quitting. I will get the needed chicken nuggets. Fill that NPC’s belly and receive the artifact “Coal Bag”.
I thank thee, oh dear saint. For you have given me the strength to keep grinding. I thank thee, Pidalu. For you are that saint that has given me the necessary strength.

I have found my home, my family. I have only been here for more than a day and OSRS Advice has already helped me to get back on my feet. I’m not worthy, but I thank thee, Lucido, for hosting your Hide & Seek. For you and the others have already given me the gold required to already buy a new bond. I feel ashamed since it made me feel like a beggar. I promise I’ll repay to the clan by ten-fold five-fold one-fold. Damn, I can’t reach that much money, but I’ll repay what I’ve received someday.

To be continued... Probably not, but it adds some dramatic effects.

This may be the best thing I have ever read! Welcome to the clan, officially, Lithiium! Good to have you!

Haha a really nice story, very creative. Super glad you like the cc!

And good job getting that bond money, you earned it fair and square by playing hide and seek. Hope to see you around more often and dont be afraid to ask questions

Welcome

Welcome friend, hope you enjoyed MLM

This is the clan that keeps on giving, in so many ways, and its always amazing when people write really lovely posts like this, because this clan is not the norm, many of us came via some very dodgy ones........I hope it continues to be your home and give you fun and friendship to make whatever you are doing so much better. Good luck with your goals.........

Yeet! Welcome to the clan.

Dude, you're a riot and a half, hahaha. That was a great writeup.

Good luck keeping that bond going

Awesome intro! i wish u the best of luck on your journey to obtain the artifact.

A lovely depiction of the spiral towards madness that is training mining at mlm

That was absolutely amazing! seriously! so glad to hear you're finding this place your home, we're enjoying having you in the cc and good luck on your golden chicken hunt haha

One of the best threads I think I have read in a very long while lol

Good read, thank you for the very entertaining introduction

That was amazing i had fun to read glad to have you on board hope you stay longer term! Welcome to the CC!

Update:

I have finally managed to reach 100 GOLDEN chicken nuggets. I have regained my sanity after hours and hours in that wretched mine.

Just look at that monster lusting after the nuggets.


After such a long time being a slave in that mine... for a coal bag.


Now the journey continues to the BLAST FURNACE.

THE END

Hahahhah so happy for you’ im still stuck in that mine until i get 99 mining! Good luck at the blast furance hehehe!

Congrats on achieving your goal! good luck with Blast Furnace!

You know your intro post is good when it has this many replies!

And that signature picture is scary, I'll run away if I see that at night. What anime is that from?

Ayy, congrats Lithium! I believe I have to go ahead with my side of the deal now, right?

Well, you offered it

The deed has been done 20m donated. Congrats matey!