RS Christmas memories....

Years ago clan I was in shared some rs memories during the Christmas season.poems jingles and stories....
This was mine from Christmas 2011 that I still get kidded about....


Runtellthat4
December 16, 2011 ·
FROM THE IMAGINATION OF RUN WHILE ON BREAK FROM RUNESCAPE:

With our recent updates giving us 30 bank spaces and the tool belt started me to check out my bank .Noticing that i was getting low on coal i put a post-it on my monitor reminding im low on coal.
Then when taking my grandson back home to the big city i stopped to do some shopping.Now i cant really say (or understand) what was going thru my mind when i seen Santa,but YES i got in line to tell him what i wanted for Christmas. When it was finally my turn Santa asked me " what would u like for Christmas young man"Of course i asked Santa for some coal.He chuckled and asked if i was a naughty boy.As i stammered ah..errr ummmm well i..(cause i couldnt think of anything) a young guy in the line yelled out"hurry up ur holding things up"
A little teary eyed i turned to Santa and said" if u promise to give me some coal,ill promise to do something naughty before Christmas"
Now we have all heard what a jolly old fella he is,but i have never heard anyone laugh as loud and long as he did.As one of his elves escorted me away seemed like everyone was laughing.

I JUST HOPE HE KNOWS I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THE COAL

Just to pass on a little ADVICE concerning Christmas shopping for the guys....



December 13, 2013 ·
Its about that time to remind most guys not to wait till the last minute.... those women in your life always read things into the gifts you give them this story gives you an idea of what could happen when you wait till the last minute......
Wanting to make a good impression on his gf this guy went to Penny's in the mall..He bought his gf's sister some nice pjs with feet in them... for his gf he decided to be cute and just had an empty box wrapped with a note inside " you have a body than shouldnt be hidden..looking forward to see you in this" Of course he had the gifts wrapped at the store and am sure you have guessed the tags were put on the wrong presents.Lets just say it wasnt the merriest of Christmas he ever had.
After that I either had my daughter do my shopping and wrap presents or I delivered in plastic bags so I could check to make sure is right and just toss to them saying this is for you.

lmao both great storys!

Oh dear talk about cringe.......my favourite is the pyjamas one, surely never to be forgotten, hopefully forgiven!!
Was it you who got coal from secret santa one year ?. [b etter start giving hints early this year..........

Lol that second story had me laughing pretty good irl,definitely something i would do. Im proposing this christmas so i better not get my gifts mixed up.....

Lol, nice stories. I laughed at the second one, poor guy

Drew wrote:Lol that second story had me laughing pretty good irl,definitely something i would do. Im proposing this christmas so i better not get my gifts mixed up.....

Damn Drew Good Luck! yeah it would be bad to mix those gifts up! hope you play the cheesy Mariah Carey song lmao